BTS – SKIT Song Lyrics

V: Congratulations!
Jin: The Billboard No. 1 artist has entered!
Enter!
Congratulations!
Oh, it’s already being recorded?
J-hope: Ah, they called us the No. 1, No. 1 artist
Wow! Really!
V: Happy birthday to you, Jung Kook
Jung Kook: Oh, thank you
J-hope: Hey, you have Billboard No. 1 on your birthday?
V: That’s a birthday present you have there
Jung Kook: Isn’t it?
Jin: You won’t need another present, Jung Kook
Jung Kook: This is a little bit, no way, no way this just happened?
RM: Yeah, we don’t need one. Everyone, everyone received theirs
Jung Kook: The best prеsent is well, getting Billboard No. 1, thе best present ever in my life
J-hope: Will the announcement be made official just today, on September 1 [Tuesday]?
Jung Kook: This is a double celebration, really
RM: It’ll be announced on Thursday, maybe? On the official chart?
V: Hello
SUGA: Excuse me, but you came late to our celebration
J-hope: I told you, didn’t I?
V: Oh, I’m sorry, I went to the bathroom
RM: SUGA, please say something
SUGA: *Beep*
Jin: That was an amazing speech, yeah
SUGA: Should we say something like this to a Billboard No. 1 artist? There’s no space for the rest to sit, oh boy, oh boy…
RM: SUGA, the six of us are sitting before you
SUGA: I feel much better now
RM: Everyone, how was yesterday? I went to bed early without getting excited
SUGA: It’s good for our health
J-hope: I’m a night owl, too
Jin: I saw Namjoon’s post, then took a drink and slept right away
RM: I mean, I posted on our chatroom —
SUGA: I couldn’t sleep a blink —
RM: As soon as I woke up, but what’s with these muted responses, everyone?
SUGA: Uh, I was crying —
RM: I wrote “Is anyone sleeping?” —
SUGA: I was crying at the time, sorry
Jung Kook: I didn’t know that it’d be announced today
V: Me neither. But I didn’t know Tuesday was today, I’m just insensitive to time
RM: Because of the time, time difference —
Jimin: I thought the announcement was later today evening
Jin: Same here. I was thinking around 1 p.m
Jimin: I was thinking, “I hope we win,” and now —
RM: Why, did you want to retire all of a sudden?
V: Go ahead, do it now. Your retirement
RM: As a skit? That’s legendary
SUGA: I’ll do music until the day I die
RM: Let’s be in this company for life
J-hope: What, are we going to have a drink? What should we do?
RM: After we finish —
V: Let’s drink after it’s over
SUGA: Let’s do it fast and quick
RM: Yeah, I think that’s a good idea
V: But the Billboard No. 1 artist couldn’t cancel their dance rehearsal today
J-hope: Cancel?
SUGA: Yeah, we should practice our choreography
J-hope: Oh, then let’s do a short one and go
Jimin: Alright, then let’s —
Jung Kook: What are we doing today?
J-hope: The usual ones
Jung Kook: Oh
RM: Including “DNA.”
J-hope: “No More Dream,” “No More Dream.”
Jimin: Ah, let’s stop doing “No More Dream.” But guys, don’t worry about it!
RM: No, that’s our back-to-school project. We’re practicing when we’re No. 1
SUGA: You’re saying we’re going back to school?
RM: No, SUGA, isn’t that awesome? An artist rehearses their debut song on the day they reach Billboard No. 1. Wow, really cool
V: Hey SUGA, try writing that as a song lyric
How?
RM: ‘I rehearsed “No More Dream” again today!’
Jimin: That’s funny, rehearsing it today. Isn’t it?
RM: Really
J-hope: We need to practice!
RM: Oh, I woke up today and kept seeing the news. Hey, really —
SUGA: I couldn’t sleep
Jimin: It’s really, really amazing. Everyone’s so amazing! Everyone!
RM: Hands up!
Jung Kook: Cosign!
SUGA: Ay, what’s amazing, topping Billboard? By the way, congrats
If you phrase it like that, we’ll feel sad
Jimin: Oh, really, seeing this makes me want to do a concert again so bad
RM: Hope, isn’t this happiness?
It’s a long time since we’ve seen him like that
RM: Doesn’t it come to us now differently?
*Fade Out*